| Police Truck  LyricsTonight's the night that we got the truckWe're goin' downtown gonna beat up drunks
 Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer
 It's the late late shift to one to fear
 And ride, ride how we ride
 We ride, lowride
 
 It's roundup time where the good whores meet
 Gonna drag one screaming off the street
 And ride, ride how we ride
 Got a black uniform and a silver badge
 Playin' cops for real, playin' cops for pay
 Let's ride, lowride
 
 Pull down your dress here's a kick in the ass
 Let's beat you blue 'til you shit in your pants
 Don't move, child gotta big black stick
 There's six of us, babe so suck on my dick
 And ride, ride how we ride
 Let's ride, lowride
 
 The left newspapers migth whine a bit
 But the guys at the station they don't give a shit
 Dispatch calls 'Are you doin' something wicked?'
 'No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets'
 As we ride, ride how we ride
 Let's ride, lowride
 
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